ugh

这坨秀 名字叫 外交部记者会

上一季,bbc记者(好象是raynolds)和秦刚就绿坝事件(那什么部想用一个盗版软件赚钱,还要假仙是保护儿童,被媒体戳穿把戏后作罢)互呛你有孩子吗

暑期记者会休会

复会后(恰好是新剧播出的时节 囧)没几次 轮到主持的姜鱼被无线新闻的记者讽刺后(乌鲁木齐宣传部的猿木诬陷数名港记煽动***,无线记者问姜鱼"我是否要回去投案")囧囧有神地微笑痴呆了四秒钟

1.跟您们说话,五句之内您们必说我们这不发达

2.看您们个个谈吐像地痞流氓,不爱搭理您们

3.您们宝地巨土无比,我之前说过,盖再多大高楼和奢侈品店也是白扯,就像脚臭喷香水越喷越难闻一个道理

4.我遇见您们,就问,您是天津来的吧,您们就很不爽,于是我就很暗爽

5.您们宝地的特产都比较没劲,吃的用的都是,比如什么馊的豆浆什么玩意的

1. men act like pussy and pussy acts like tiger.

2. still paradise for capitalists.

3. 100% creativity-free. no culture. no arts. no media. no fun. perfect for boring money-seeking people.

4. filled with corporate slaves. work for some big corporations so they can buy stuff made by other corporations. and they find nothing wrong about that.

5. ultra arrogant.

6. pale skin. not sexy.